Best disguise ever?

May 30th, 2011

I came across this story and found it so ridiculous I had to share it -

In 2009, two young guys in Carroll, Iowa decide they are going to rob a home.  Of course, they’d watched enough movies to know that a disguise would be a good idea.

This was their disguise -

Yup, they got marker pens and drew all over their faces.

Why bother with a mask, or a balaclava, or a stocking over the head?  That’s so everyone else.

They didn’t manage to break in, and someone called in a description of their car.

The police caught them in the car, despite their excellent disguises.

Surprise!  They were drunk at the time.

Must be why they though marker pens all over their face was a genius disguise.

And guess what – they were PERMANENT markers.

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Hipsters a-shufflin

May 23rd, 2011

Apparently the shuffle is what the cool kids are doing in clubs these days.

I don’t think I’m coordinated enough to shuffle.  Nor would you catch me in those lycra leggings.  I guess I’ll have to live with not being hip enough.

But this LMFAO shuffle anthem Party Rock Anthem is horribly addictive.

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Biutiful

May 18th, 2011

This is not an easy film to watch.  Yet the cinema was full.  And I would give it a 4 out of 5.

For aesthetes especially, this film is almost tortuous.  There is no beauty in this film.  Rooms are small and ugly.  People unglammed.  Reality is stark and unrelieving.  Hollywood is nowhere in sight.  Had I known how bleak it was, I would’ve given it a miss.

Inner city life, on the edge of poverty, Chinese immigrants, Senegalese immigrants, a bipolar wife, scraping a living, a secret homosexual relationship between an older Chinese married man and a young one, illness, death, death and death…it’s unrelenting.

The only light relief was the nipple bar, where topless girls, wearing giant nipples on their heads and butts, danced.  It made sense in the movie.

So why watch it?

It was nominated for, and won, many awards.

This was an exceptional performance by Javier Bardem.  As Uxbal, a man who trudges through life with the full weight of the world on his shoulders -- and faced by constant setbacks, Bardem is so credible and so human that you can’t fully sympathise with him, you can’t fully blame him, but you can, a little, empathise with him.

He should’ve won the Best Actor Oscar he was nominated for.

The rest of the cast is also spellbinding -- especially Uxbal’s bipolar wife, Maricel Alvarez.

Director Alexander Gomez Iñarritu (Babel, 21 Grams) makes dark films but this is phew, unrelenting.  Yet the arc of the story moves, the craftsmanship of the director and the cast means you do get totally sucked in, forgetting that you don’t speak Spanish, Mandarin, Wolof, and before you know it, tears are sliding down your face.

When the film ended (suddenly), I heard the whole cinema echo my loud exhale.  Dazed expressions, a few tears glistening.  A feeling of being kicked in the gut, but relief that it was over.

So -- unrelenting bleakness, no uplifting journey, no redemptive takeaway -- why see it?

Because when a film can affect you so much, and weave a spell over you, it’s a work of art.

And art isn’t always fun.  Art sometimes shows us reality we’d rather lock away.  Especially if you’re shallow like me and want pretty and fun and laughs.  But that’s not real.

And I’m so glad that that Inarritu’s view of reality is not one I have to live in, and I got to leave.

But I’m also glad that he made the movie, and I got to see it.

(limited release)

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Playlist update

May 16th, 2011

By me that is.  Other people have discovered these artistes but I’ve just come across them, liked,  and duly downloaded.

The one I’m listening to right now (and will be on repeat for a while) is Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri.  She’d recorded, had no success, until this song was featured on So You Think You Can Dance (and has since been covered by the Glee cast).  LOVE IT!

So now she’s no longer just a YouTube singer.  Now signed to a major label, and has a new album out.  The other great song on the album is Lovestrong.  Great voice, and talented songwriter.

A world apart, both muscially and physically -- Noah and The Whale is a British folk-pop band.  They are quirky but musically sound.  In case the ‘quirky’ description scares you, let me assure you -- they are totally melodic and sound good!  I wouldn’t have downloaded the whole album otherwise.

And for the blah days, this song is perfect!

Still to find her niche, Claire Maguire has a very big voice, stunning looks and a distinctive sound.  She hasn’t had a huge hit yet, but you just watch out, she will soon enough…

OK so my musical tastes are eclectic, because another discovery is the diametric opposite of these popular artistes…Chase & Status are electronic mixers, bass and drum music makers.  This is their latest single -- Let You Go, featuring Mali.  It’s very post-apocalyptic rock and more ‘drama’ than my usual choice but I can’t get it out of my head.

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When I’m 65…

May 10th, 2011

I hope that I have as much energy as this lady.

Good on her and all that, but anyone else find it a little…creepy??

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Bangkok Part 3 – where to stay

May 3rd, 2011

Bangkok Part 1: 3 Days in Bangkok

Bangkok Part 2: Chatuchak Weekend Market

Bangkok is a big sprawling city, and where you choose to stay really depends on where you need to/want to be.

As a tourist, your most important consideration would be how you’re going to get around, especially given Bangkok’s traffic snarls.

My recommendation is to make sure you’re close to the BTS – the elevated rail system that links the centre of Bangkok.   If you’re within walking distance of the BTS, it means you’ll be able to move around pretty quickly.  Otherwise you could be stuck in a cab for ages (and cab drivers don’t speak English really).  Tuk-tuks are a nice idea but really you only do it once.  Think of the fumes you’re breathing in!  The other efficient way to go is a bike taxi – but you’ll have to want to risk riding pillion through traffic.

Accommodation

There are so many hotels in Bangkok, ranging from very high end to short-stop horrors.  There are backpacker places, ’boutique’ hotels, serviced apartments – so many options.

As a guide, B1,000 = S$40

My hotel list

The Sukhothai Hotel

One of my favourite hotels in the world.

This hotel is just deliciousness.

It is contemporary luxe, and stylish in an understated way.

executive suite, Sukhothai

The rooms are gorgeous, and the bathrooms are destinations in themselves.  The small executive suites are TOTALLY worth the self-indulgence.

love the bathrooms

Traditional Thai design melded beautifully with contemporary.  Style AND substance.

The pool and spa is also great, and the brunch on Sundays is popular.

A lovely touch are the handmade chocolates you get every night.  Gorgeous truffles – especially the green tea ones.

The award-winning Thai restaurant, Celadon is excellent too, and what a lovely setting.

Celadon Restaurant

The only downside is that it’s not close to the BTS.  But on Sathorn Road, you’re not really far from anything.

But worth it if you’re looking to immerse yourself in stylish luxury for a few nights, and you don’t have to be anywhere.  It’s a destination in itself.

Summer rates start from B6,900++ for a deluxe room.

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The Four Seasons Hotel

The former Regent Hotel got an upgrade about 10 years ago and turned into The Four Seasons.

It’s spacious, but not new.  Like The Sukhothai, courtyards connect various parts of the hotel so it doesn’t feel like a concrete tower block.  The rooms are traditional, and large.

As you would expect from The Four Seasons, it’s luxurious but not necessarily chic, with a conservative, older, profile.

The Spice Market is an excellent restaurant, with great Thai food.

The poolside is a lovely place to spend a morning and chill out.

Situated next to the Grand Hyatt and the Erawan shrine, this hotel is in the heart of Ratchaprasong – walking distance to all the shopping, and also a 5 minute walk to Ratchadamri BTS station.

If I need to be moving about in Bangkok and The Sukhothai is too inconvenient, The Four Seasons is a good second choice.

From B7,000++ for a superior room

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The Courtyard by Marriott

This is GREAT hotel for a shopping weekend.

It’s relatively new, stylish, in a great location, and not wildly expensive.

It gets its 4 star rating because it doesn’t have the full suite of amenities, but if you’re not looking for an amazing poolside (it has a little pool) but a contemporary, well-located, stylish hotel, this is it.

The regular rooms (shower, no bath) go at B3,000, and the premier (2 queen sized beds and a full bathtub plus walk in shower) at B4,000.

The breakfast buffet is a bit manic but quite worthwhile.

Just around the corner from the Four Seasons, this is walking distance to the Ratchaprasong shopping, and 5 minutes from the Ratchadamri BTS.

This hotel is a star find!

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Other hotels:

The Grand Hyatt Erawan is a good business hotel.  I find it a bit tower-blockish and soulless but it’s very efficient, and well-located.

The Westin Grande Sukhumvit and The Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit - both by Asok BTS, should you need to be in the Sukhumvit area.

The Holiday Inn – great location in Ratchaprasong, rooms around B3,000.  It’s always busy.  Not too fancy but not too shabby.  It’s OK if you’re not fussy.

The EcotelFull comfort at budget prices”  My young nephew always stays here with his pals.  It’s easy on the pocket, and ‘ok’ he says. It’s clean, and does the job, and conveniently located in Pratunam.  Rooms start at B1,000

The Somerset – there are various Somerset, Ascott and Citadines properties around the city.  If there’s a bunch of you, it’s easier on the pocket to take an apartment.  The Ascotts being the most expensive, and the Citadines the most affordable.   It’s worth noting though, generally they don’t come with restaurants, and only provide breakfast.

The Oriental is the grand dame of Bangkok.  On the river, with a lovely colonial feel (especially the Old Wing), the staff greet you by name, the service is a delight.  The riverside Thai restaurant is excellent.  Many will ONLY stay here.

It’s a bit old for me, but to stay there once is a great experience.

The Emporium – I have friends who swear by this place.  Luxurious serviced apartments, at Sukhumvit Soi 24.

The Metropolitan –  on Sathorn, right next to The Sukhothai.  It’s a ‘nearly’ for me.

The rooms are large and I like the interiors (COMO style, so minimalist, chic, clean) but they have weird little windows and I always feel a little claustrophobic.

The pool is perfect if you’re an exhibitionist, you’re on show to the restaurant.

And of course the staff are always better dressed than me in their chic grey Armani outfits.

The best thing is the delicious Como Shambhala toiletries in the bathroom.

Worth a stay if there’s a special deal on.

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