Pippa Middleton FTW!

April 30th, 2011

Sure, Kate looked absolutely beautiful – very princessy, dignified, elegant.

But for me, the real winner of the 2 billion viewers fame stakes – Kate’s younger sister and Maid of Honour Pippa Middleton.

She too, wore Alexander McQueen, in a little squiggly dress that left little room for error.  Or underpants.  Seriously, do you see any panty lines?  Would you dare to go bare-assed in front of 2 billion people??

Pippa’s such a hit that her bum has its own Facebook fan club: the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society!

Heading to the post-wedding party

I think she (and Kate) could’ve dialled down the make up and fake tan a bit but wow, stunning girls.

And she’s got the much better deal – the fun, the clothes, the events, without the obligations and duty of being Royal.

I don’t think she’ll have any shortage of dance partners…

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Better than the real thing

April 18th, 2011

This is fun, and I think a way better party than the real thing is going to be!

I love the Harry lookalike best!

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Adele – even better

April 13th, 2011

Listen up girl singers who sex it up for attention -- true talent shines through all that rubbish.

The gorgeous Adele, now on her second album (21), is no cookie-cutter songstress.  She doesn’t play the popstar game.

Her lyrics touch deep emotions.  Her voice is powerful, it soars.

She uses no gimmicks.  No autotune.

And is now a big global hit…the album has made number 1 in the US, UK, and parts of Europe.  We all bow to Adele.

The reason for her success?  Plain, honest talent.

Watch this -- just Adele, and a piano: totally raw and honest.  (but respect to those eyelashes)

What a voice!

I remember every heartbreak when I listen to this.

And the second hit off the new album, Rolling In The Deep

It’s so refreshing to see someone with real talent ‘make it’.  Makes me almost believe in the world again!

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Oh, Firenze!

April 12th, 2011

Sometimes, when you say things out loud, they happen.

“From your lips to Gods’ ears” as they say.

So I’m putting it out there.

I want to hang out in Italy.

Watching the wonderful Kevin McCloud on the fab series Kevin McCloud’s Grand Tour awakened pangs I’d long forgotten.

There is something incredibly seductive about Italy, and my particular favourite, Florence.

Florence with the Duomo and the Campanile dominating

I don’t know if it’s the colour of the stone, the blues of the sky, the orgy of classicism – art, architecture, the imprints left by the Medicis, by Michelangelo, by Brunelleschi – but the whole place just wraps you in a blanket of sensuality.

In an ideal world, you’d visit off-season, mid-Spring or mid-Autumn, stay in a delicious little pensione, and give yourself the luxury of just kicking back and exploring the city for 5 days.  The weather won’t have turned to hot yet, but in the sun you’re warm enough.  The city is busy, but not with the hordes that descend in the summer.

The best thing about Florence is that all the major sites are within walking distance.  I’m guessing in the mid 16th century that was still the best way to get around ; )

No tour buses, no guides with flags.  All you need is a little bit of reading before to familiarise yourself with the history, and time to stop, stare, absorb and just gaze.  Do a bit of research before (with the internet, you don’t need a guidebook) then just show up and TAKE IT ALL IN!

You do not have to be an art lover, an architecture student, an Italian speaker, a connoisseur or a classicist to appreciate the magnificence of Florence.

Sit in the Piazza della Signora with a capuccino and  people watch.  Get up close to Ammanato’s Fountain of Neptune.

an unusually empty Piazza della Signora

Wander round the Palazzo Pitti and imagine the Medici’s living there.

imagine this as your living room (or one of them)

Take a book to the Boboli Gardens and have a quiet couple of hours.

The mid-16th century gardens built for the Medicis. Formally laid out with lovely quiet corners

Spend a couple of hours everyday exploring the Uffizi.  I promise you, everyday you’ll see art that will move you.  Botticelli, Caravaggio, Leonardo da Vince, Michelangelo, Coreggio, Raphael – an amazing collection of Renaissance art.

The Loggia at the Uffizi, by jwallace at flickr

Marvel at the wonder of Renaissance art all around you - sculptures in street corners, statues in churches – beauty is everywhere.

Feel your feet on the Ponte Vecchio (Old Bridge).  Stop for a moment and think of how many generations have stood before you.

est built AD996

Go and stand under Brunelleschi’s Dome at the Duomo and wonder how he built it.

inside the dome - by Rachel King

Just take it all in.

And of course, pasta, and ice cream.

And when the boys on scooters pinch your butt, don’t get mad, do what I did and yell “Thank you!”

Read Irving Stone’s The Agony and The Ecstasy.  It tells the story of Michelangelo’s life, based in Rome and Florence.  You get a wonderful flavour of life at the time, and it’s a really good read.  For architecture buffs, read Brunelleschi’s Dome – How a Renaissance Genius Reinvented Architecture by Ross King. The dome is still stunning and breathtaking today, but at the time, it was gravity-defying and groundbreaking.

The Venus of Urbino, Titian, at the Uffizi

The Birth of Venus, Botticelli, at the Uffizi

she captivates me...Maria dei Medici, by Bronzino, 1551 at the Uffizi

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Super Awwww!

April 11th, 2011

Thanks to Whitney for this vid.

Like like like!

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Angry Birds Rio – the game

April 7th, 2011

You know I’m a terrible Angry Birds addict.  I’m a little OCD about 3-starring every Angry Birds game: the original, Seasons and now, the new Rio.

Interestingly, the game is tied to a movie Rio – about the adventures of the very angry birds in, yes, Rio.  Except instead of the pigs, the birds have been kidnapped, and the objective is to find and free Blu and Jewel, who are the main characters in the movie.

The game is like Angry Birds on acid.  New retina display, HD, fat birds, rich sound, but the same mechanics of flying different kinds of birds at objects.

Phase 1, out now, is 2 levels.  Level 1 features birds and level 2 is all about the monkeys.  When you fail a level, there’s a horrible laugh that is infuriating!

Wait till you get to the last game in level 2.  Utterly maddening.

The next phase is out in May, and more updates due later in the year.

This was a lot of fun to play, and a refreshing and good change from the original.  So far the 2 levels are much easier that some previous updates (Seasons: Christmas, for example) and I just love how it looks.

I’ve 3 starred 1 and 2 and am ready for the next update!

Still my favourite, and still great value for money for hours of infuriating fun.  I’m not sure I’d go and see the movie, but I can’t wait for more Angry Birds on my iPhone.

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Mary and Max

April 6th, 2011

8/10…don’t miss this!

On the recommendation of @mavicvil on twitter, I went along to a film I’d not even heard of.  I fear by the time you read this it may already have gone…but on the offchance that it’s still on, see it!

Mary and Max is a heartwarming, funny, moving, claymation film by Adam Elliot.  He wrote it, designed it and directed it.  It’s based on his own longterm penpal in New York.  It’s definitely a movie for adults, not kids, and is definitely indy-feeling.

Don’t just take my word for it: this little film was selected as the Official Opening Night Film at Sundance 2009.

It tells the unlikely story of Mary, age 8, in Australia, and her penpal Max, 44, in New York.  Both don’t quite fit in, don’t belong, experience loneliness, and see the world slightly differently.  The traits that separates them from everyone else unites them together, despite their age and geographical differences.

Saying anymore would spoil the plot and I really don’t want to, because I really want you to see it.

Save for saying that it’s hilarious at times, so tender it makes you ache at others, and so wistful I had a movie boohoo.  (and judging from the sniffles I heard, I wasn’t alone)

It’s quirky, it looks odd, but the things that make us human -- our relationships and emotions, seen through the eyes of these characters, is something we can all celebrate and mourn. Even though the characters are made of clay, the voice acting and animation is so good, you can’t help but empathise and sympathise.  It’s made really tightly -- few, if any -- loose ends.  Lots of memorable lines.  Wry jokes, as well as obvious ones.  Sadness made funny.

With a wonderful voice cast of Toni Collette as Mary, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Max, and Barry Humphries (Dame Edna Everidge) as narrator, I promise you’ll at the very least enjoy this little gem.

It’s on at Cineleisure in a little cinema (and it was full, on a Tuesday night).  Only 2 showings a day.  It may be gone by Thursday, so go see it quick!

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Planet Earth

April 5th, 2011

When you’ve spent too long navel-gazing, or had your head down so deep in work that you forget to look up;  when you’re wrapped up in your own problems and feel sorry for yourself, I, Dr G, prescribe an hour with Planet Earth to remind you how lucky we are for our amazing planet and to give you some perspective.

This multi award-winning, absolutely stunning documentary series by the BBC took over 4 years to make.  Incredible breathtaking photography, coupled with intimate stories of multiple species, the series gives you a glimpse of life on earth for our co-inhabitants.  Narrated by Sir David Attenborough, you’ll be blown away by the beauty of our planet.

I loved the section on the different types of Birds of Paradise and their various stunning mating rituals.  Or the slow-mo of the Great White Shark eating the baby seal (eek).   Or the Emperor Penguins and their hatchlings.

Lest you forget how precious our planet is, how bountiful, how diverse, make sure you watch this series on BBC Knowledge, Thursday nights at 9.05pm from March 31 for 11 weeks.

The BBC deserves its reputation for awesome natural history documentaries, and I use awesome here in the full sense of the word.  This is in a league of its own.

You’ll never get to see the planet quite like this.

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Wow, Talented!

April 4th, 2011

This is 10 year old Connie Talbot, who was discovered in Britain’s Got Talent.

Her cover of Adele’s gorgeous Someone Like You.

The girl can sing!

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